To: Sanford Kreisberg <email@example.com>
Subject: Money well spent
I just received notification that I was accepted to the Wharton program! I don’t think there is a clearer example of your expertise making the difference. I was dinged across the board by top-5 schools last year and was admitted this year.
Thank goodness, now I can spend the holidays trying to score with a few more hot California women instead of scrambling to come up with reasons why I *really* want to go to some ridiculous school like Purdue.