A Field Guide to Adcoms
Sunday, July 29th, 2007A FIELD GUIDE TO ADCOMS
MILDY ANNOYING NYT ARTICLE ABOUT BOTH THE BACKGROUNDS AND REQUIRED TALENTS FOR BEING A COLLEGE ADCOM. REMARKS BY NONDORF AT RPI ARE PARTICULARY INSIPID. TED O’NEILL AT CHICAGO IS HONEST AND ACCURATE.
FOR MY TAKE DOWN OF DRAMA QUEEN MARILEE JONES AT MIT, WHO SELF-DESTRUCTED RECENTLY, SEE PRIOR POSTS. SHE WAS IN THE FOREFRONT OF THE “JUST CHILL, GETTING IN TO COLLEGE IS SOOOOOOO UNIMPORTANT MOVEMENT” AND THE AUTHOR OF SEEMING “FUN” MIT APPLICATION ESSAY QUESTIONS THAT MUST HAVE CAUSED MORE HEARTACHE AND CONFUSION AMONG TYPE-A PARENTS IN ASIA AND AMONG US BORN ASIANS THAN A TSUNAMI.
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW, MBA TYPES, IS NOT WHO THE HEAD DUDE/ETTE IS, BUT WHO ARE THE FIELD SOLDIERS WHO OFTEN MAKE IMPORTANT DECISIONS AS FIRST READERS ETC. OF YOUR APP./INTERVIEWERS, THAT IS MY GUESS WHERE MOST ADCOM ‘ERRORS’ HAPPEN. ONCE YOU PASS THE FIRST COUPLA FITLERS, AND ACTUALLY GET CONSIDERED BY THE DIRECTOR OR THE SMALL VOTING GROUP, NORMATIVE RULES SET IN [ALTHO, SURE, THOSE CAN SCREW YOU, BUT HEY, YOU GOT SCREWED FAIR AND SQUARE]. THOSE FOOT SOLDIERS AT WHARTON ARE 2ND YEARS WHO ARE TRAINED FOR ABOUT 6 HOURS AND LEARN ON THE JOB, AT H AND S, THEY ARE LARGELY YOUNG ADULT FEMALES–LIBERAL ARTS GRADS, PSYCH, ETC. SOMETIMES STUDENT SPOUSES, FAC SPOUSES, MBA SPOUSES W. MBA’S THEMSELVES ETC– OF IMPECCABLE MANNERS, SENSIBLE AND COMELY SKIRTS, AND BUDGET-BREAKING SHOES AND SCARVES [NECESSARY LUXURIES-- HEY IT IS TUFF BEING THE MIDWIVE BETWEEN A LOT OF SCHMUCKY AND CALLOW BUT HIGHLY ACCOMPLISHED BAIN KIDS AND THE DORKY FACULTY. I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT THEIR OWN NEED FOR SELF-PRESENTATION AND RESPECT?] ALSO, H/S/W HAVE AN OFFICER CORPS OF ‘CAREER’ TYPE ADCOMS, FREQUENTLY TERRIFICALLY PRESERVED VARIANTS OF THE FOOT-SOLDIERS. THOSE GALS ARE, MY GUESS, FRQUENT FLYERS AT HOTEL GYMS WHEN TRAVELLING,AND HEALTHY [YOGURT] + HAPPY [PBS AND ONE GLASS OF WINE=HEAVEN] TYPES WHEN AT HOME.
The Gatekeepers’ Gate
By VICTORIA GOLDMAN
Published: July 29, 2007
MARILEE JONES, former dean of admissions at M.I.T., claimed three phantom degrees when applying for an entry-level job there 28 years ago, a disclosure that led to her messy departure last semester. Actually, the bachelor’s she did have was all she needed to get a foot in the door at most admissions offices. It’s those in the top jobs – officers and deans who read and decide on applications – who require advanced degrees. And most get them as they work their way up.
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P.C. Vey
Education Life
“It’s typically an industry that is young,” says Ted O’Neill, dean of admissions at the University of Chicago. “There aren’t too many 60-year-olds doing this. If you last five or six years, you make it your career.”
Potentially discouraging is the schedule: 60-hour workweeks from Nov. 1 to April 1. Another downside: having to listen to relentless admissions stories from seatmates on airplanes. (“Never identify yourself if you don’t have to,” says Bruce Poch of Pomona College in Claremont, Calif.) The upside: “the kids,” of course.
Deans Tell All: What It Takes to Work in Admissions
JAMES G. NONDORF
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
HIS CREDENTIALS B.A., Yale; master?s in liberal studies/ethics, Valparaiso University, Indiana
“You must be a performer, prognosticator, a seer – have the understanding of all the things a school gives you, with balance and a high ethical standard; perhaps someone who could discover the cure for cancer.”
BRUCE POCH
Pomona College
HIS CREDENTIALS B.A., Oberlin; master’s in planning and social policy, Harvard
“The ability to conduct a good interview, a good public speaker, a close reader, possesses a real interest in possibilities, imaginative, a nonsmoker and have X-ray vision.”
TED O’NEILL
University of Chicago
HIS CREDENTIALS B.A., Michigan State; master’s in English literature, University of Chicago
“We hire lots of people who are young, lively and interesting creative types, a lot of theater people.”
MITCHELL L. LIPTON
Cooper Union
HIS CREDENTIALS B.A., Binghamton University (SUNY); master?s in public administration, New York University
“A decent-looking wardrobe, nice smile, good grooming habits, honesty, accept parents’ role in admissions, embrace technology, relate to kids, empathy, a driver’s license plus AAA membership card, and the ability to eat at the local Applebee’s when it’s the best game in town.”









